Mother on maternity leave: 10 situations in which every mother has definitely been

Being parents is a great responsibility and great happiness. And although the life of each mother is bright in different ways, there are typical situations in which every woman with a child has definitely been. Treat the changes that happened to you after childbirth with humor. We understand and support you!

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We offer to look at 10 very life situations in which we recognized ourselves. And you?

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Pregnancy and childbirth

We wait and fear the whole pregnancy, and say that we are not ready yet... But childbirth is like spring! Will definitely come! And here is the week before childbirth! It seems with a question: "Well, how are you doing? Haven't you given birth yet?" — every relative and acquaintance called, including the first teacher (yes, she also has a Facebook page). And the phrase: "She would rather give birth!" - just a refrain sounds inside. In the brain? Yes, it seems in the whole body! Two hours after giving birth, we swear to ourselves: "No more sex! All right - only with contraception and only on safe days! After a couple of years, when the son has already let mom and dad relax a little and take a breath, mom is like this and says to dad: "Darling... I think I want a daughter...".

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On maternity leave

At first, we try in vain to explain to my husband that he is on maternity leave - it is not easier than working. He does not believe, but he refuses to change places: he cowardly runs to the office, there is no way to keep him at home! An hour later, having succumbed to persuasion and his wife's constant "I'd rather go to work!" and stories about how she needs socialization, but the playground and the beautiful park are not suitable for some reason, the husband decides to hire a nanny, and let his wife go to the office! Hooray? No! No cheers! In the office, mom only thinks: "I'd better go home!"

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After a hard day

Washed everything and everyone, put the children and husband to bed, you don't go to bed... You make yourself tea, take out bagels, condensed milk or candies (in general, something forbidden) and arrange a romantic dinner... with Instagram.

The family gathers for a walk

This means that dad takes a shower, shaves, irons a T-shirt... Meanwhile, mom washes the children, takes them to get dressed, feeds them, changes their clothes, because they both managed to get dirty, pulls out a linen dress from a mountain of washed laundry. Negligence and crumpling are in trend — didn't you know?) and... he hears the question of his beloved (with a slight reproach in his voice): "Darling, are you still long?..."

Slingomama

In the catalog, the mother with a sling looked like a model. The child is happy, the young lady looks like a fairy! In fact, it turned out that without a sling consultant, they will painlessly wrap this stylish cloth around themselves, and at the same time, it will not drop and strangle the baby, which is very problematic.

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We put to sleep

We are for joint sleep! You put the child to bed, lie down next to him and think: "Now he'll fall asleep, and I'll finally pluck my eyebrows, wash my head and do waxing." You wake up two hours later: everything is in place (and eyebrows, and hair, and legs), but you are no longer worried about it. It is necessary to feed the child.

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He smiled at me! He loves me!

Of course he loves! Love simply! But often children smile when they feel relief, having done all their important work in a diaper.

Mom, take me by the arms!

Children need us. And this makes me happy! Well, who else jumps out of the bath to fix a blanket like only a mother can? Will it help to unwrap the candy while trying to park at the same time? Will he find any lost toy and, putting a backpack on his shoulders, take it in his hands (they are free!)?

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And now... disco

Mom has fun even without dancing. And without music, by the way, too. An ideal party is an empty cafe, delicious coffee and cupcakes. And yes! You can eat the whole thing sitting down and... finish the coffee while it's still warm!

Dad's care

Daddy loves his child. Therefore, after the mother has put the child to sleep, the father approaches and checks whether the child is breathing... He snores so loudly that he wakes the child up. He shouts so that it becomes clear: "Breathing!" Hooray!